It is very common for me to hear someone saying 'I pick a wine based on the Label' or 'This wine matches the decor in this house'. So the oenophiles out there cannot be disappointed when dirty or suggestive labels appear. In fact I am shocked it has taken this long for them to become mainstream. If fact some of these wines are actually very good. Shocking right? I would assume that a wine with a very dirty label would be terrible and that they would be relying on the branding to sell the wine. Not always so.
Therefore here are my Top 5 Dirty or Suggestive Wine Names. Some take a bit of a junior High mentality to find funny so now we know that I am still just a teenage boy sometimes. I hope you find these as funny as I do. Ha Ha
5) Fetish Wines - Playmates
This wine has notes of Male Chauvinism with subtle undertones of Leather.
4)Fourplay Wine - Rosso
This wine smells like awkward first date and has a long satisfying finish.
3) Volcanic Hills - Eruption
This wine starts very slow but has quite a big finish.
This bold wine comes across very forward but ends in humiliation.
1)Four Skins
This wine has pairs excellently with aged cheese and has a very 'Gentile' or gentle approach. Warning: This wine is not Kosher.
